


I mean, this was horrible, but I had a dance double in my high-school musical. I’m always working out I did ice hockey in high school, but I’m not a dance person. Here’s an idea for her: Take a pole-dancing class! I took one once because I was trying to get more into my body. But I think the writers have done a great job of exploring the inner workings of Jane, why she is the way she is, how she is the way she is. I just draw lots of bunnies, so that’s where my head is at. She was just like, Whoever, whatever, and it would get dark and gross and weird. We’ll get to hear about how crazy she was in art school. I think it’s hilarious, because Jane definitely dabbled in a same-sex situation, so it’s not that unexpected. I’ve never met her before, and I’m excited to shoot that. One of the upcoming guest stars this season, in addition to Rob Corddry as your new boss, is Briga Heelan as Jane’s ex-girlfriend. One scene said something about a wet blanket, so I draped myself over him like a blanket, and we just made it sexual, right there. Sometimes they don’t even write in the sexual allusions, but we just come up with them like in the first season, we would randomly start kissing each other, and it wasn’t in the script. And Damon and I have so much fun that within ten minutes, we’re telling inside jokes and making faces at each other. We don’t even have to have sex sometimes. When I fight with my husband, we get to that point where we explode a little bit, and that’s the orgasm, the verbal orgasm, and dude, we are done. You’ve been describing the turns Brad and Jane’s relationship takes this season as Fifty Shades of Grey, but unlike Kalinda and Nick on The Good Wife, no guns or knives are involved. You know, I think Damon should wear my boxers, but in my color, so he has a really fucked up tan line. I don’t need anyone to have that visual! So, really, it was for the crew, because all I do is think of other people.
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They asked me, “Do you want to wear pasties?” And I thought that would just make it look weird because they pull at your skin and you look like a deformed Barbie, which is not at all attractive. I’m actually wearing the most unattractive flesh-colored bandeau bra and boxers. I’m completely naked, but I’m all pixilated out. You have a nude scene of your own coming up on Happy Endings … I’m still in my own delusional world that I will get a real live showing of that amazing piece someday, and I don’t want to ruin it before I see it with my own hands. Where did the crush on Michael Fassbender start for you? Fish Tank? Shame? So nothing is new here with Fassbender I’ve just taken it to the next level. We’ve been together for twelve years, and he still looks like Johnny Depp. I still have a crush on Johnny Depp, and I literally only started dating my husband because he looked like Johnny Depp - and he knows that. I get the weirdest crushes: Vincent Gallo … anyone named Vincent. They just thought I was a fucking weirdo. Oh my God, there is not enough therapy in the world for that! It’s so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio - from the Growing Pains/ What’s Eating Gilbert Grape era, because he was superhot - and I carried a laminated photo of him in my wallet and said he was my boyfriend. Don’t jump off just because Michael Fassbender has rejected you. Don’t worry - I’m not having an “I am a golden god” Almost Famous moment. The very funny actress chatted with Vulture about her celebrity crush, Jane’s ex-girlfriend, and her lifelong dream. How will Coupe handle the rejection? Probably by making more videos. Her Happy Endings cast mates get in on the fun, pretending to have more meaningful interactions with him than she does.
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She spends her free time learning to cook and to pole dance and obsessing about Michael Fassbender, about whom she’s created the web series “ Why Won’t You Talk to Me,” in which she laments the downside of her relationship with the actor, as represented by a magazine cutout. Eliza Coupe plays the hypercompetitive control freak Jane on Happy Endings, who starts off the new season (premiering tonight on ABC) happy that she has an out-of-work husband who can stay at home and be her “wife.” In real life, Coupe is far more easygoing.
